The world wept in union last Monday when American-treasure John Travolta passed away. Even more shocking than the news of Travolta’s death was that his will stipulated his head be frozen and fired into space before the next full moon.
According to a statement released by his lawyer, Travolta’s will clearly dictates that his head be removed using a compact meat and bone saw with a minimum blade speed of 15 feet per second and that it should be cryogenically frozen at a temperature no more than zero degrees kelvin. It goes on to say that the frozen head should be strapped to a rocket and fired into the sun.
“Those closest to John would remember that he was terribly afraid of the waning gibbous moon and therefore it would only make sense to launch the rocket by the time the next full moon rolls around,” says Travolta’s wife Kelly Preston. “It’s very important to me that we honor John’s last requests.”
Travolta has been secretly funding the construction of his head sized rocket for years, spending most of his earnings from “Old Dogs” on the propulsion system. “Hairspray paid for the guidance system,” added Preston.
In order to give Mr. Travolta a proper send off, the cast of the movie Grease is planning a reunion at the launch of Travolta’s head.
“It’ll be great to see everyone again, we all haven’t been in a room together since we wrapped filming,” says an enthusiastic Olivia Newton John. “We really want to do something special for the fans.”
Plans for the reunion include the cast reenacting scenes from the movie while a figure dressed in all black stands in as Danny Zuko and Travolta’s original dialogue is played over the P.A.
As the final lines of “We Go Together” are sung, the rocket will reportedly be launched from Travolta’s private airfield in Ocala, Florida.
