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It Appears I’ve Stolen My Own Identity
Look. I didn’t mean for it to end up like this, the money, and the jewels, all of the dead who lie in my wake. This was never supposed to happen. This wasn’t the way my life was supposed to …
Astute Gentlemen Perfectly Summarizes Weather
Nov. 20, 2011-- While on his regular walk to the Court Square E train station in Long Island City, James DiMoff, a 25-year-old accountant, noted, “Hey, it’s a
NASA Commits Small, Fatal Brainfart
Despite being continuously staffed by some of the brightest and most physically hardened human beings since November 2nd, 2000, NASA admits to have, for all intents and purposes,
The Royal Divorce
As majestic and awe inspiring as the royal wedding was, the upcoming royal divorce is expected to surpass even the most die-hard royal family fans wildest expectations. Prince
Letter To The Editor: This Is Not The Sandwich I Ordered
Last week I had the absolute displeasure of patronizing the absolute worst Sonic Hamburger Restaurant I have seen in my entire 36 years on this earth. The wait
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