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		<title>No, I Don&#8217;t Think I&#8217;m Going to Lend You My House Season 2 DVD Box Set</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh hey David, funny to see you here, at my door, to the house where I live. Of course I know I invited you here. Here’s the thing: I thought about it, and I really don’t want to lend you my ...]]></description>
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		<title>Hofstra Brings Back Football</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After dropping the football program in 2009 and being without a football team—or greasy football fans—for the last two years, Hofstra is reintroducing football to their sports repertoire. &#8221;It&#8217;s been a long time coming&#8221;, says Hofstra President Stuart Rabinowitz. &#8220;After two ...]]></description>
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		<title>Cast of Grease to Reunite One Last Time Before Firing the Frozen Head of John Travolta Into Space.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The world wept in union last Monday when American-treasure John Travolta passed away.  Even more shocking than the news of Travolta’s death was that his will stipulated his head be frozen and fired into space before the next full moon. According ...]]></description>
		<link>http://nonsensehumor.com/articles/1220/</link>
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		<title>Robert Palmer: Addicted to Love</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s tough being Robert Palmer. This is not to say I haven’t enjoyed a successful career, with worldwide tours and many hit singles. I still love turning on a classic rock radio station and hearing my songs get played alongside ...]]></description>
		<link>http://nonsensehumor.com/articles/robert-palmer-addicted-to-love/</link>
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		<title>It Appears I’ve Stolen My Own Identity</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Look. I didn’t mean for it to end up like this, the money, and the jewels, all of the dead who lie in my wake. This was never supposed to happen. This wasn’t the way my life was supposed to ...]]></description>
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		<title>Astute Gentlemen Perfectly Summarizes Weather</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nov. 20, 2011&#8211;  While on his regular walk to the Court Square E train station in Long Island City, James DiMoff, a 25-year-old accountant, noted, “Hey, it’s a pretty nice day today.” Several commuters around him stopped dumbfounded, while others ...]]></description>
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		<title>NASA Commits Small, Fatal Brainfart</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Despite being continuously staffed by some of the brightest and most physically hardened human beings since November 2nd, 2000, NASA admits to have, for all intents and purposes, forgotten about the International Space Station. “Whoa-ho, now there’s a throwback! I ...]]></description>
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		<title>Meanwhile #5</title>
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		<title>The Royal Divorce</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As majestic and awe inspiring as the royal wedding was, the upcoming royal divorce is expected to surpass even the most die-hard royal family fans wildest expectations. Prince William and Kate Middleton were married on April 29th of 2011, an ...]]></description>
		<link>http://nonsensehumor.com/articles/1184/</link>
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		<title>Letter To The Editor: This Is Not The Sandwich I Ordered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week I had the absolute displeasure of patronizing the absolute worst Sonic Hamburger Restaurant I have seen in my entire 36 years on this earth. The wait staff was sloppy, the music was awful, and the sharpie I was ...]]></description>
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